Animals

I have two animals named Maple and Wally. They're half siblings. You will learn about them on this page.

I also have a tarantula! She is at the bottom of this page, but I have a placeholder image so you can still read about her if you don't want to see her.

Maple

Maple is a self-made woman. She enjoys eating pellets, hay, and fruit, especially bananas. She's generally polite, but draws the line at having her feet touched. She's a bit more generous with kisses than her brother, but has far less patience with me than him, but I think that's fair of her. Sometimes one of her ears will stand up on their own for little to no reason. I haven't kept track if she favors one over the other, so it could either be her left or right ear, who knows. In Maple's past life, I believe that she was a woman who was burned at the stake for having been accused of being a witch. She was born on December 4th, 2020, and her theme song is Head Like A Hole by NIN.

_{Sorry to all Maples in the world. I tend to mostly remember to whip out my phone for a pic when an animal looks funny and/or ugly, but Maple rarely looks that way (because she is a lady). So good for her, for having less pics I guess.}

Wally

A simple minded entity. Wally enjoys his days copying his sister, getting his butt nipped by her, then nipping me to feel better about himself, and trying to eat plastic to get gastrointestinal stasis so he can be put out of his misery. He doesn't give kisses because that would show he's below me, and he refuses to believe that. I do find him being clingy and hanging around near me more often than his sister, though, who he enjoys cleaning the ears of. In Wally's past life, I believe he was either a sickly victorian boy who died from the flu or a feeder fruit fly. He was born on February 3rd, 2021.

Okay, now that you know who Maple and Wally are, I'm sure you'd want to see firsthand just how terrible they are. Unfortunately, I live here, and you live there, so I compromised. (Sound warning for these!)

Spider warning!

There is a spider here... Click on Maple to see a picture of Lucy.

Lucy

The world's smallest MILF. Lucy is a Tliltocatl albopilosus, aka a curlyhair tarantula. I got her at a small reptile store, not knowing I should have purchased from a breeder instead. A few months after I bought her, she made an egg sack and then after that I ended up with more than a hundred little yellow fat spider babies. I sold them each for $5. I reckon Lucy is anywhere from 7 to 10 years old as of 2024.

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